“Will this be debit or credit? Let me remind you of our return policy. Actually, there isn’t one. There are no refunds and you cannot get your money back. However, you can get your item wrapped in customer service. For your service you have two options: a freshman fraternity boy or the other freshman fraternity boy. Choose wisely. Since we live in a dorm I am sure there are more girls who own V-cards, being mostly freshmen in the dorms, then compared to the rest of campus. This is a professional, man ran company and our specialty is innocent women. We’re desperate for work so anyone is welcome.”
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