What's the funniest message you have received on your whiteboard?

It could be from a doodle to a friendly reminder. Share your stories with us!

College Mind

The ideas that run through the minds of most college students as told by this white board are food, your mom jokes, and vulgarity. Though it’s hard to see after all the writing that has gone on but there is an erased “BOOBS” behind most of the new stuff. This just goes to show you that either guys frequently visit this all girls floor of Cawthon or that even girls like to be funny and write the word Boob too. Who could forget the ever favorite Klondike bar and its famous slogan which is quoted in this white board?

A Wise Man Once Told Me…

Although an even wiser man told me that it makes the most sense to use a planner and to study in advance over a long period of time through complete comprehension and repetition with appropriate breaks and proper nourishment. Unfortunately, it appears that this writer might have had to resort to an all-night cram session. Even more unfortunate, he/she apparently studied for the wrong exam. Bummer. Although, if they couldn’t accurately jot down the right exam date in a calendar, there really shouldn’t have been much hope for their final grade to begin with. At least the writer has a good enough attitude to share his/her learned wisdom with others. I know I certainly could use the advice. As a college student, I often forget which major I’m working towards. Thank goodness my fellow students selflessly impart their knowledge to help me get through. In this case, ignorance most certainly was not bliss.

I See You...

Looks like we have a stalker on our hands folks. However, it is a rare breed of stalker who tells you that they can “see you” even though you cannot see them which makes the stalking even creepier. Kristina Leina thinks she is the new Dr. Seuss with her clever rhyme “I’m a mess in a dress.” Apparently someone has a random obsession with fruit, particularly grapes and cherries. There is a bizarre drawing of a cat, enough said. Oh, by the way, someone wants to show us what he or she can do. I don’t what they can do but they want to show us. For more information you can go to Kellum Hall.

Attack of the Swiss Cheese Toast Man

Sadly, it appears as though this whiteboard has been taken over by cartoon monsters reminiscent of adolescent doodles in math class. Poor Jesse’s whiteboard is no longer Jesse’s. The Swiss cheese toast man has arrived and with him came a number of other undistinguishable monsters. The artists’ state of mind during the creation of this masterpiece: questionable. Under the influence: Most probably. The appearance of “LOL” throughout might be the artists’ failed attempt at subliminal messaging to induce “laughs out loud.” For some reason, I doubt this masterpiece belongs to a studio art major, if so, I strongly recommend a change of major.

KITTEN!! (again)

ANOTHER CAT!? Not a whiteboard but close enough and it show what many girls in this dorm like. The love for cats has grown at FSU mainly because of the stray kittens that stay in the bushes on the way to Suwanee, the dining hall. So many girls have stopped by this area that they are now drawing them on everything though most people will draw a kitten given the chance. Besides who doesn’t like a sleeping kitten!?

Dislike.

Do we really have to relate everything to facebook these days? As a matter of fact no, I don’t like your cake and it does not look the least bit yummy. In fact it looks like a spool of thread that makes my stomach churn. Just because you have 37 likes on your drawing does not convince my taste buds. You must of fell upon the curse of the Freshmen fifteen. Too bad you’re just jealous because I’m still skinny. You can have your hideous dry erase marker cake and eat it too. DISLIKE.

Random yet creative

Words cannot describe how random this whiteboard is. First of all this bat-owl-thing has his eyes created by the “oo”s in the word “poo.” That just screams creativity to make a picture from words. You can even see notes that were left for the owner of the whiteboard. Though the parts that take up most of this white board are word Dinch and the narwhal. Dinch, as according to urban dictionary has at least two meanings: a combination of lunch and dinner or the more vulgar version, an object of unspeakable disgust or a women of questionable motives. This word takes a new step in creativity who would you use this and why? Most people still have no idea what a “dinch” is so they would completely look over the fact in the presence of the Narwhal! The narwhal has great meaning now because of the “Narwhal Song” found on YouTube. They are “The Jedi of the Sea!”

A Visit From Tony.

Having a bad day? Need some positive feedback? Well no need to worry because Tony the Tiger stopped by to tell you you’re not only great, but you’re the greatest! Modern Tony must have caught onto today’s txt msg lingo. Frosted Flakes any1?

Fluffy, Cute and Deadly!

Should I say meow or roar?! This is the perfect appeal to kiaros. If you didn’t know, you can find me by Suwannee from eleven in the morning to seven at night. I hide in the bushes and scare the peasants who walk by. I use my children to lure them in. “Awww look at the cute little baby kittens,” they whine and then HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS , I attack. Muhahahaa look at them scramble away in horror. Be afraid, BE VERY AFRAID.

When is it over?

It ain’t over till it’s over. Whoa, this is real deep. There have been many times in my life that I’ve wondered, is it over? How can I ever be sure that something is over? Thank goodness that Liz, or someone who walked by her room, took the time out of their day to answer the troubling question of when is it over? They didn’t just give me an answer; they shouted it out for the whole world to hear! Had it not been in all caps I may have missed this informative message. Thank goodness Liz, you saved me from forever wondering!

Salad Fingers???

Casey and Amanda, normal girls rooming together asking for all those who walk by to leave them love on their board. Typical request, however they have Salad Fingers drawn on their board! Who in the world would possibly want to leave them love if they are obsessed with a cartoon character who finds rubbing rusty things as orgasmic???? I have one word for you girls: TETANUS! I sure hope that one of your hallway friends leaves the number to a place where you can get vaccinated.

Ears, Belly Buttons, Noses, and More!

Instead of dropping by the tattoo parlor after a fulfilled night at the strip, avoid the nasty creepers and come by Crazy Girlz custom piercings! We do ears, belly buttons, noses, other adventurous places, and boys. I can’t guarantee an accurate, safe, or sterol piercing because I’m probably just as drunk as you are but I can guarantee more alcohol and a good time. Call me ;)

Why the Effort?

Hmm, well isn't this an extraordinary piece? Apparently Room 105 has an artist inside that felt the need to display his talents on his dorm whiteboard. How did he go about this? Did he just stand in the hallway, bend his knees a bit, and draw? This must have taken a significant amount of time considering the nature of dry erase markers. One tap of his drawing hand and boom there goes an arm, how many times did he go over each part? No matter what the answers are to these questions it's clear that this guy spent a decent amount of time on this and completely neglected the fact that any bystander...possibly someone taking a picture of it...could swipe their finger through it and it's destroyed.

Debit or Credit?

“Will this be debit or credit? Let me remind you of our return policy. Actually, there isn’t one. There are no refunds and you cannot get your money back. However, you can get your item wrapped in customer service. For your service you have two options: a freshman fraternity boy or the other freshman fraternity boy. Choose wisely. Since we live in a dorm I am sure there are more girls who own V-cards, being mostly freshmen in the dorms, then compared to the rest of campus. This is a professional, man ran company and our specialty is innocent women. We’re desperate for work so anyone is welcome.”

Bounce Little Kitty!

This picture is very disturbing on many levels. Let me first tell you that college students created this masterpiece and they are obviously not majoring in art. However, I recommend that they should take a drawing class as an elective. Even better, I think it would be wise that they go back to Kindergarten to learn their animal noises. I believe the fluffy blob in the middle is supposed to be a sheep. If the mystery blob is a sheep it definitely does not go “Meeeeep.” I know “meep” and “sheep” rhyme but that doesn’t mean it is the sound that the animal makes. For the record a sheep goes “baah.” At least the college students remembered that kittens goes “meow.” Another thing that bothers me is that the kitten seems to be “bouncing” on top of the sheep. This drawing might be a little more realistic if the kitten was “bouncing” on top of a dog since they are both household pets, but a sheep is a farm animal and a cat is a pet that usually does not interact with sheep. Maybe this picture is a start to a fictional children’s book? Lets just hope this student is going to be the author and not the illustrator.