What's the funniest message you have received on your whiteboard?

It could be from a doodle to a friendly reminder. Share your stories with us!

College Mind

The ideas that run through the minds of most college students as told by this white board are food, your mom jokes, and vulgarity. Though it’s hard to see after all the writing that has gone on but there is an erased “BOOBS” behind most of the new stuff. This just goes to show you that either guys frequently visit this all girls floor of Cawthon or that even girls like to be funny and write the word Boob too. Who could forget the ever favorite Klondike bar and its famous slogan which is quoted in this white board?

A Wise Man Once Told Me…

Although an even wiser man told me that it makes the most sense to use a planner and to study in advance over a long period of time through complete comprehension and repetition with appropriate breaks and proper nourishment. Unfortunately, it appears that this writer might have had to resort to an all-night cram session. Even more unfortunate, he/she apparently studied for the wrong exam. Bummer. Although, if they couldn’t accurately jot down the right exam date in a calendar, there really shouldn’t have been much hope for their final grade to begin with. At least the writer has a good enough attitude to share his/her learned wisdom with others. I know I certainly could use the advice. As a college student, I often forget which major I’m working towards. Thank goodness my fellow students selflessly impart their knowledge to help me get through. In this case, ignorance most certainly was not bliss.

I See You...

Looks like we have a stalker on our hands folks. However, it is a rare breed of stalker who tells you that they can “see you” even though you cannot see them which makes the stalking even creepier. Kristina Leina thinks she is the new Dr. Seuss with her clever rhyme “I’m a mess in a dress.” Apparently someone has a random obsession with fruit, particularly grapes and cherries. There is a bizarre drawing of a cat, enough said. Oh, by the way, someone wants to show us what he or she can do. I don’t what they can do but they want to show us. For more information you can go to Kellum Hall.

Attack of the Swiss Cheese Toast Man

Sadly, it appears as though this whiteboard has been taken over by cartoon monsters reminiscent of adolescent doodles in math class. Poor Jesse’s whiteboard is no longer Jesse’s. The Swiss cheese toast man has arrived and with him came a number of other undistinguishable monsters. The artists’ state of mind during the creation of this masterpiece: questionable. Under the influence: Most probably. The appearance of “LOL” throughout might be the artists’ failed attempt at subliminal messaging to induce “laughs out loud.” For some reason, I doubt this masterpiece belongs to a studio art major, if so, I strongly recommend a change of major.

KITTEN!! (again)

ANOTHER CAT!? Not a whiteboard but close enough and it show what many girls in this dorm like. The love for cats has grown at FSU mainly because of the stray kittens that stay in the bushes on the way to Suwanee, the dining hall. So many girls have stopped by this area that they are now drawing them on everything though most people will draw a kitten given the chance. Besides who doesn’t like a sleeping kitten!?

Dislike.

Do we really have to relate everything to facebook these days? As a matter of fact no, I don’t like your cake and it does not look the least bit yummy. In fact it looks like a spool of thread that makes my stomach churn. Just because you have 37 likes on your drawing does not convince my taste buds. You must of fell upon the curse of the Freshmen fifteen. Too bad you’re just jealous because I’m still skinny. You can have your hideous dry erase marker cake and eat it too. DISLIKE.